RIP Romero

I believe zombies can happen. This is why they terrify me. When I was a kid, I was obsessed with all things horror. As an adult, I usually steer clear of horror with zombies, scary aliens, and evil. All other things I can handle but those I can't deal with and when it comes to zombies I partially blame Romero.

George Romero changed the world by introducing us to our deepest fears. He challenged us to ask are we really a vapid culture. Many times it wasn't the zombies who carried out great evil but the people reacting to the zombies. His legacy will be felt in the horror world for generations. Just stay in the ground George.

Thank you Mr. Romero.

90s Taboos: Masturbation

I remember in the 90s when masturbation was beginning to be de-fanged as it were. It was the first of the sexual taboos to become more and more talked about in the mainstream. Bill Clinton's surgeon general, Joycelyn Elders, was even promoting jacking off to help curb teen pregnancy and STD infections. She was promptly fired by President Clinton. Oh The Irony!

I never felt bad about rubbing one out. It feels good and well clears the head. And yes, afterwards, I always wash my hands. To me the best song and video of the 90s about getting off solo is the Divinyls 'I Touch Myself'. The song doesn't hold up well--most pop songs from the 90s don't--but I still remember listening to it so much I received it as a Christmas present from my mom. When it comes to music, my mom has never been one to really censor what we listen to. My mom is actually pretty bad ass.

Growing up gay as a teenager in the 90s was interesting in a sense I was on the cusp with everyone else when it came to breaking all sexual taboos in the mainstream. Sometimes I miss those feelings of discovery. And yes especially the thrill of touching myself in those early years.

What are your thoughts on fucking yourself?

Menage a YES!! Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron

So France and Canada have certifiably hot presidents. Not ugly but kinda hot because they are in politics so power makes them a little hot, but in every day life they would be borderline fugly. Looking at you Mike Pence.! NO! Truly hot. The kinda sex appeal that you could see yourself having a threesome with even though you know they might be uncut and Fromage might be on the table.

Yes French-Canadian Dick cheese. I hate dick cheese but for these two hot men, I could hold my nose and develop an acquired taste. OOOHHHH LA LA!

Plus they seem like good people with good politics.
I miss OBAMA!

Who would you hold your nose for to fuck?