P*rn St*r

I wanted to be a porn star when I was younger, that or a professional hooker. (Yes I mean professional hooker instead of the amateur stuff I would do with older men for material possessions. Basically for a brief time I was a Sugar Baby, but I digress.) But things didn't work out for me in that arena. For one I don't have a Porn Penis. A Porn Penis defined by me is a penis 7 inches or longer and has a good girth (circumference has never been my strong suit). My penis is nice. Nice looking and a good shape and thickness but no, I am not hung. The second most important reason is I can't have sex when I don't like a person. Now I like more guys than I don't but the lack of arousal when I am not into a guy is significant. For one, being a grower and not a shower is a big indicator that I am not that into a guy and the back end doesn't open up. I do wonder if in another universe if there is a Gaye Lauren doing porn at the moment.

Would you be a porn star in another universe?

Ron Jeremy: The human porn troll

Ron Jeremy is disgusting, physically. I first really became aware of Ron when he was on the Surreal Life with Tammy Faye Bakker. I had seen his work once when I procured an old VHS copy of his porn from our neighbors the Byrds in the trailerhood I grew up in, but when I had a come to Jesus phase, where I thought I was going to hell for the consumption of pornographic materials and for loving the cock, well I threw out that video. The scene that is memorable for me is where he is eating out a woman. Not sure why that is, especially since I don't like vaginas. Anyway when I watched that show I thought he was a lovely, thoughtful man and good looking because of those characteristics. Not good looking the way you would think of an average Joe but palatable. It would be years later I would get curious about his porn skills again and would watch his videos. The man is disgusting. I would still let him fuck me though.

Who would be your ugly fuck?

Hot for Jesus?

I read once that Tori Amos thought Jesus was hot when she would see him on the cross. When I first read that I balked at the thought of sexualizing God incarnate. I was torn in my need to be me, completely unfiltered, and this need to find salvation. Somehow when I was younger I thought I was damaged goods and only God would be able to correct this. I was attracted to men but knew this was wrong. Or at least wrong in the paradigm I was living in where women couldn't cut their hair and had to wear ugly blue jean skirts. Without makeup or any adornments other than their watches and wedding rings. The desexualization of the female form. The demonization of the gay man. Music like Tori Amos' helped kick start the free thinking that would lead me to where I am now. So when I see pics of Jesus on the Cross sometimes I think about what she said and wonder, Was Jesus hot?

Open Post: Secret Turn Ons

I am secretly turned on by a guy's body odor. Not the kind that smells like shit, or unwashed ass. Or even nasty feet. I mean the day old smell of sweat and testosterone. When a guy hasn't showered after a night at the gym and wakes up with that slightly acrid smell. What are your secret turn ons?

Republican Sexuality Or Grab Them by the Genitals!

I have been quiet. Work (the kind that pays the bills at the moment), life, and all the other flotsam and jetsam of life has kept me away. Also not having a nice computer. I just bought a Chromebook though and LOVE IT.

But that isn't the top of this post. I want to talk about Republican Sexuality. Donald Trump said he could get away with grabbing women by the Pussy. And he did. He won the election (Yes! Hillary won the popular vote but those votes are coming in from places like California, not states like Pennsylvania, unfortunately.) This type of sexuality seems to be acceptable by many republicans: Heterosexual assault, rape, etc. But Heaven's Forbid a gay man sticking his cock in another man's mouth, or allow two lesbians to play a game of fingers! The hypocrisy. Oh Well, I wonder if I can grab a man by the Dick?