Thursday, December 22, 2016

P*rn St*r

Image result for gay porn starI wanted to be a porn star when I was younger, that or a professional hooker. (Yes I mean professional hooker instead of the amateur stuff I would do with older men for material possessions. Basically for a brief time I was a Sugar Baby, but I digress.) But things didn't work out for me in that arena. For one I don't have a Porn Penis. A Porn Penis defined by me is a penis 7 inches or longer and has a good girth (circumference has never been my strong suit). My penis is nice. Nice looking and a good shape and thickness but no, I am not hung. The second most important reason is I can't have sex when I don't like a person. Now I like more guys than I don't but the lack of arousal when I am not into a guy is significant. For one, being a grower and not a shower is a big indicator that I am not that into a guy and the back end doesn't open up. I do wonder if in another universe if there is a Gaye Lauren doing porn at the moment.

Would you be a porn star in another universe?

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