Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Marvel VS. DC: Who's supes are hotter?

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I've always had a soft spot for Superman even as a little gayby. I wanted to fly with Superman to his Fortress of Solitude and just hold hands and maybe kiss. (I was a kid, what did I know!)



 But now as an adult male who has done adult male things with other adult men (Anal is for everyone.) I find myself crushing on a different kind of superhero. Mark Ruffalo's portrayal as Bruce Banner is brown flower puckering. I swoon when I see that sexy nerd smile. Thor: Ragnarok was a brilliant comedy with eye candy shots of Chris Hemsworth and my eternal crush Mark Ruffalo. 


Image result for bruce banner mark ruffaloI did see Justice League this week and though not bad, I didn't find myself falling in lust with any of the characters. Which is sad because Henry Cavill is a specimen of a man but with a personality as flat as stale lube. Even Jason Momoa's Aquaman didn't stir any lusty urges, though there were some shots of Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne that caught my attention. (Maybe it was my mind wandering to that shower scene in Gone Girl.)

Oh Well, maybe next time DC.

Which Superhero do you lust after?

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