That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment:

I watched the movie That Awkward Moment last night with the Youth Minister (fourth date--are we dating?). It's a bro movie with Zac Efron, Miles Teller, and Michael B. Jordan. Beyond the raunch (and I was a bit shocked that I found the movie not as raunchy as the Youth Minister--something to think about), the movie is a about three friends at crossroads in their relationships with women. Two, Miles and Zac, are single sluts who have rosters of women that they sleep with and then dump when That Awkward Moment happens, usually based on the conjunction "So". Awkward because it is a moment in a relationship when the future is discussed. Michael is a workaholic doctor who has his own Awkward Moment when his wife files for divorce and he finds out she is also fucking said divorce attorney. I liked the movie though it did get bad reviews. Youth Minister liked it as well.

But the movie got me thinking about my own awkward moments. Moments when in a relationship, or when you are dating someone and you need to assess if this is going somewhere or not, you meet that crossroad. In my first blog post I talked about having two boyfriends at the same time when I just became sexually active. With Juan our awkward moment happened when we were about to have anal sex and I had a melt down about the nature of our relationship, what it was and where it was going. We had been having so much oral sex that I confused SEX with LOVE. Suffice it to say the relationship ended that night. I was so upset and hated him and at once would do anything to have him back. I was pathetic. But I am glad for that Awkward Moment. It strengthened me and helped me realize that SEX and LOVE are not equal.  I think it is also worth mentioning that Juan was in his late 20's and I was 18.

Right now, I also feel awkward. With the Youth Minister I feel like we are moving at a glacial pace. Sexually I should point out. I usually at least blow a guy on the first date but we haven't even gotten our shirts off and he didn't want to kiss me last night because he felt a cold coming on. UGH! Sexually it's glacial but that Awkward Moment is coming up fast.

So....What are your Awkward Moments?

Oh and after the jump is the best NSFW scene from the movie.