Hot Presidential Candidates of 2016

Last night I was watching the CNN Democratic Debate with my Boo. Yes I am dating someone (going on a month now--in fact we kinda had our first unofficial date the night of the Republican debate on CNN). Anyway, as I was watching the debate I couldn't help but fall in temporary lust over Martin O'Malley. DAMN THAT IS A DILF. He reminds me of a Porn Daddy. The kinda older guy that has experience and knows how to use his cock.

Did he win the debate? No, to me Hillary won it by a hair. Bernie (not a DILF but kinda cute when he was younger--those teeth though) really gave Hillary a run for her money and took a little of her thunder when he stood up for her in regards to her email scandal. But Let Us get back to that DILF O'Malley. He has inspired today's HOT 2016 Presidential Candidates. Remember Politics is the Hollywood for Ugly people so Not that many true hotties but we can make it work.

1. Martin O'Malley
No that is not photoshopped and yes there are better pics of DILF O'Malley shirtless but I like the wet factor here and his expression gives me an idea of what his Orgasm Face might look like.

2. Bernie Sanders
This is a dreamy pic of young Bernie. There are pictures of him smiling and before he got his teeth fixed those fangs were kinda frightening. However in this pic he looks like a romantic poet.

3. Marco Rubio
Poor Marco. He was very hot before the thinning hair issue. But I believe once he embraces that balding dome of his, he will enter into hot Papi status. MMMMMMM Marco!
















4. Rick Perry
Yes, I know this piece of shit has dropped out but he still ran. Also, once you get beyond his idiocy you can see why he has fueled hot, gay rumors. If only.......

5. Rand Paul
Not necessarily Hot but Handsome. He does have that Just For Men quality about him. I wonder if his pubes are just as curly as his hair.