Swinging C**** at Swinging Richards

So Last night I went to Swinging Richards in Atlanta with my Boo (not a good idea nor a good outcome but that is beside the point). Anyway for those in the dark, Swinging Richards is a gay, male, strip club located near Atlantic Station. It has a main stage where about 4 or 5 guys stand around and strip to club music. The set usually plays through 3 songs. In the first song the strippers dance in their attire, most giving off a specific vibe (like security guard realness). During the first song some articles of clothing come off but it isn’t until the third song that the Swinging Dicks come out. And boy are they a sight. The guys (all various shapes and sizes but all fit) and their cocks (all various shapes and sizes) put on a show. Swinging and strutting and tea-bagging. It is a grotesque beauty to behold. To tip your favorite ‘artist’, the men wear a rubber band around their bicep that you place your bills in or you can place them in their socks or shoes—if they have socks or shoes on. I think the general rule for touching is: you don’t unless the strippers touch you.

 

After a while the novelty of watching hot men swinging their Richards gets old. Even the porn playing on the TV Screens placed in various locations in the bar area gets old as well. To be honest I kind of felt a little disgusted with myself. This is exhibitionism at its height and the men really don’t put on a show. At least not from the little I saw. You can get a semi-private lap dance (yes the men do swing it all as they gyrate on you) as you sit in the bar area and there is a VIP lounge which I didn’t do because I was with people and I didn’t really want that on me.       

The cover is $10 per person. (Though after a certain time on a certain day it increases to $15 and there is a parking fee.) Taking cash is a good idea. There is an ATM but the fees from it and your bank are not really worth it so again think ahead of time. Also if going, go with friends who like this sort of thing. Going with people you just met or with your Boo (who might not like the idea of seeing other Swinging Dicks with their partner) could be a buzz kill. Yes, they serve alcohol. I got a double gin and tonic from a cute, flirty guy who really gave me a triple gin and tonic but only charged me for a double. www.swingingrichards.com

Anyway, do you have a favorite strip club or stripper and what are your thoughts on the whole stripper scene?